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diarrhea cha cha cha!

Maryism number 48793032092884: Mary and I are having a conversation with Gary, the colorful college recruitment representative. We are talking about Thanksgiving and Gary's plans to drive up to his folks house in Maine on Thursday and then drive back down the same evening. Mary's comment to him: "Well if you don't get diarrhea then you can leave by 2".

Gary looked at me like "Whuh?" and then we both burst into peals of laughter. Mary just sat there looking ugly and smashed in the face. She's fucking hilarious when she wants to be.

4:31 p.m. - 2004-11-23

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