Long Story Short ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Update and Survey! What have I been up to�besides surveys, of course. Bullet points! -Spoke to Professor K for the first time since April. Then immediately after that SAW Professor K for the first time since February. He has lost 50 pounds. He looks like a different person, kind of. But he�s still the same old Professor K. -Saw Professor K AGAIN the following weekend. He ended up staying over my place � on the COUCH you pervs � after we got drunkity drunk drunk on 89589 Coors Lights and had a sentimental viewing of Showgirls. We are�friends? -Had a truly bizarre evening with my landlord, of drunken leprechaun fame, in which we 1)ate dinner together in my apartment, 2)drank a gallon of booze, 3)wandered all around his house on a �tour� because his family was away and I�ve never really been in his part of the house, and 4)lost each other toward the end of the evening when I thought we were going to be friendly buddies and he thought we were going to sleep together. I think I�ll elaborate on this bullet point now, since it is truly my favorite. So this guy is MARRIED, with two kids, and I�ve known him for three years. Never once has he expressed any interest in me, so I�m assuming this was a random drunken thing. Well, I WAS assuming that until I saw him yesterday � for the first time since the drunken ridiculousness because he flew to Minnesota the morning after � and he sort of�wasn�t as apologetic as I would have thought. And in fact sort of jokingly hit on me again. Is it joking if he�s already done it? But the guy is considering lowering the rent a TON so I can stay in the apartment another year rather than move in a little over a month, so I�m letting it slide. And yes, I have considered the fact that maybe he�s lowering the rent so he can continue to hit on me, or even in the hope that I�ll find other ways to thank him for the favor. With, you know, favors. Crap. Am I really as stupid as I�m making myself sound? ANYway, I�m assuming that I can always throw out the whole, �I�m telling your wife� card if things ever get really ugly. I mean, she lives directly above me. Actually, I�m deathly afraid of telling his wife anything because lord knows women are nuts and that could backfire. She might poison my dog or something, or say I tricked him into groping me. Which, obviously I did. And now a survey!
1. What is your best friend's Mom's name?
2. What body part do you hate the most?
3. Who was the hottest teacher you ever had?
4. Have you ever made out in a movie theater?
5. What body part do you wash first?
6. Do you have any piercings?
7. Is your driveway steep?
8. What's your favorite flavored Pringles?
9. Have you ever been tied up?
13. Have you ever had two dates in one night?
14. How many times have you been cursed at?
15. Which shoe do you put on first?
16. How old are you?
17. Have you ever been to a gay bar?
18. Have you ever had any Friends with Benefits?
19. Is there one thing all of your love interests have had in common?
20. Did you French kiss before you were 16?
21. Have you ever been cow-tipping or snipe-hunting?
22. Who is the last person you usually think about before
you fall asleep?
23. Have you ever had a song written about you?
25. Have you ever found anything in your parents' bedroom that was questionable?
26. What was your childhood nickname?
27. When is the last time you played the air guitar?
28. Have you ever peeked in the opposite sex's locker room?
29. What's the weirdest thing you have done while driving?
30. Have you ever bitten your toenails?
31. How do you normally eat your Oreo cookies?
33. Name something you do when you're alone that you wouldn't do in front of others?
36. How many drinks does it take before you get drunk?
37. Why are you doing this survey?
41. Do you have any strange phobias?
42. Have you ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
46. Have you ever gotten caught sleeping while on a date?
47. Have you ever played naked twister?
48. Have you ever been drunk at work/school?
49. Have you ever found your date's/lover's brother or sister to be hotter then your date?
50. How many Bryces do you know? 10:54 a.m. - 2007-07-23 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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