Long Story Short ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Yucky Mary's Stink Crotch Dear Mary, As always it is great to see you applying yourself and cleaning out the supply drawer. However, I would like to point out one small piece of information that you can use however you wish: you can bend at the knees. Let me explain further. You know how the supply drawer is on the bottom, closest to the floor? And you know how you basically have to sit on the floor to get anything in or out of it? Well, your decision to stand up and bend over at the waist to dig around in there, while INTERESTING, also provides me with a rather graphic view of your undercarriage. In addition, it has made not one but TWO employees speculate on the horrors of you assuming that same position while, dare i say it, naked. So, in conclusion, for the sake of your own dignity and the sanity and good health of the rest of the department, in future we would all appreciate if you would either bend at the knees while reaching low or plop yourself on the floor. Seriously. Hugs and kisses, The Human Resources Department 4:10 p.m. - 2005-01-18 -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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